Sunday, March 22, 2015

Batcrap Sunday: "The Sodomite Suppression Act" Bill Text

Operating from a small, nondescript office in a strip mall, Huntington Beach attorney Matt G. McLaughlin has permitted his personality disorder to get the better of him. Along with a check for $200.00 he (or it) has submitted the paperwork to get his Sodomite Suppression Act on the ballot.

The proposed bill imposes the death sentence for gay people, specifying bullets to the head. Allies would be fined $1 million per "propaganda" incident and/or imprisoned for ten years. The law would deputize the entire population to round up the gays and their allies. The text of the law must be posted in every classroom in the state as well, presumably to reduce "recruitment."

Now all that Mr. McLaughlin needs is about 350 thousand signatures by August and his bill will be on the 2016 ballot. Another signature gathering effort related to Mr. McLaughlin is in progress. That would be a petition to the California Bar Association to disbar this putz.

According to federal dockets, this guy represented a repeat offender illegal immigrant in 2001 while working for a small firm (Bruce C. Bridgman). His client went to jail for 24 months. That's it. Anything else that he has done has been local. I cannot find a photo. I can find neither a Twitter nor Facebook account. But he does exist, he is licensed and he went to George Mason Law which is pretty decent.

It will be interesting to see if he has support from any of the usual California Christian crazies. Andrew Pugno?


Penal Code section 39

   a) The abominable crime against nature known as buggery, called also sodomy, is a monstrous evil that Almighty God, giver of freedom and liberty, commands us to suppress on pain of our utter destruction even as he overthrew Sodom and Gomorrha.

   b) Seeing that it is better that offenders should die rather than that all of us should be killed by God's just wrath against us for the folly of tolerating-wickedness in our midst, the People of California wisely command, in the fear of God, that any person who willingly touches another person of the same gender for purposes of sexual gratification be put to death by bullets to the head or by any other convenient method.

   c) No person shall distribute, perform, or transmit sodomistic propaganda directly or indirectly by any means to any person under the age of majority. Sodomistic propaganda is defined as anything aimed at creating an interest in or an acceptance of human sexual relations other than between a man and a woman. Every offender shall be fined $1 million per occurrence, and/or imprisoned up to 10 years, and/or expelled from the boundaries of the state of California for up to life.

   d) No person shall serve in any public office, nor serve in public employment, nor enjoy any public benefit, who is a sodomite or who espouses sodomistic propaganda or who belongs to any group that does.

   e) This law is effective immediately and shall not be rendered ineffective nor invalidated by any court, state or federal, until heard by a quorum of the Supreme Court of California consisting only of judges who are neither sodomites nor subject to disqualification hereunder.

   f) The state has an affirmative duty to defend and enforce this law as written, and every member of the public has standing to seek its enforcement and obtain reimbursement for all costs and attorney's fees in so doing, and further, should the state persist in inaction over 1 year after due notice, the general public is empowered and deputized to execute all the provisions hereunder extra-judicially, immune from any charge and indemnified by the state against any and all liability.

   g) This law shall be known as 11 The Sodomite Suppression Act" and be numbered as section 39 in Title 3 of the Penal Code, pertaining to offences against the sovereignty of the state. The text shall be prominently posted in every public school classroom. All laws in conflict with this law are to that extent invalid.

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