Monday, May 20, 2019

A brief MAGA tour: Idiots electing idiots

Tour a tract of MAGA land. Reading comprehension is important.
Dean Garrison
Dean Garrison and wife or girlfriend
via Freedom Outpost
I am informed that “Dean Garrison is editor and writer at He is a conservative independent who seeks only to recover the truth.” Really? As an aside, I was unable to connect to the aforementioned website.

According to Mr. Garrison: Demand Justice! Obama and Hillary BOTH Got Caught Committing Imprisonable Offenses and NO ONE IN OUR GOVT CARES!!!
Criminal Obama:
One week ago, news came out that Barack Obama accepted over 20 million dollars in foreign campaign contributions. Unfortunately, stories that come out on Friday have a way of getting lost.

Remember that, according to Dean Garrison, this should send President Obama to prison. Eventually, Garrison's diatribe provides a link to a press release from DOJ. It reads, in part:
According to the indictment, between June 2012 and November 2012, Low directed the transfer of approximately $21,600,000 from foreign entities and accounts to Michel for the purpose of funneling significant sums of money into the United States presidential election as purportedly legitimate contributions, all while concealing the true source of the money. To facilitate the excessive contributions and conceal their true source, Michel paid approximately $865,000 of the money received from Low to about 20 straw donors, or conduits, so that the straw donors could make donations in their names to a presidential joint fundraising committee. In addition, Michel personally directed more than $1 million of the money received from Low to an independent expenditure committee also involved in the presidential election in 2012.
Is “all while concealing the true source of the money” ambiguous? How about “To facilitate the excessive contributions and conceal their true source …?” There is no allegation that the Obama campaign knowingly received funds from foreign donors.

Two choices: Either Garrison did not read the press release or he did not comprehend the content. My guess is the latter. Actually there is a third choice. Perhaps Garrison understood the press release and decided to knowingly echo a false allegation.
Criminal Hillary Clinton:
Not to be outdone, Hillary accepted money from her, soon to be imprisoned, buddies at the NXIVM sex cult. I wonder if they passed a hat around at one of their business meeting orgies?
This involves the 2008 campaign. It might shock Mr. Garrison but then Senator Clinton would not know who donated to a campaign that accumulated over $113 million. Then there is this:
Ethan Huff uncovered this story and we reported it on Monday:
A former publicist for the infamous sex cult NXIVM has come forward as a whistleblower to tell all that he knows about the evils he witnessed while working for the group – and perhaps more importantly, to reveal the identities of some of the corrupt politicians who were also involved.

During an exclusive interview on The Campaign Show with Patrick Howley, which airs on Patriots Soapbox, Frank Parlato discussed the trial of Keith Raniere, NXIVM’s cult leader and top dog. Parlato also talked about how Raniere and other NXIVM leadership were very closely aligned with Hillary Clinton, having given “illegally bundled money,” to quote Big League Politics, to her 2008 presidential campaign.
Very compelling. Indeed. I do not know what “closely aligned” in this context means. Evidence? Are you kidding? Parlato is a fringe noisemaker who is facing some serious prison time in a federal facility. Very “credible” source repeating hearsay which is also hearsay via a very “credible” YouTube stream. Yet it gets echoed.

The last docket entry was on May 15, 2019. At the request of Parlato's lawyer, the time for trial has been extended. Parlato is probably going to face a jury over the summer. He probably will not vote for Trump in 2020 because he will probably be a guest of the federal government. There is no mint on the pillow at night and the room service is unreliable.

According to the docket, USA v. Parlato:
Pending Counts
18:1343.F and 18:2 FRAUD BY WIRE, RADIO, OR TELEVISION (3-9)
18:1957-4700.F and 18:2 POSTAL, INTERSTATE WIRE, RADIO, ETC. (11-19)

Terminated Counts
Four MAGA Morons:
  1. Dean Garrison repeated a story about Hillary Clinton from;
  2. Ethan Hunt who repeated a story about Hillary Clinton from;
  3. Patrick Howley who provided a platform for;
  4. Frank Parlato in a YouTube stream.
None of the first three people thought it was necessary to assess the credibility of the source. Ostensibly they failed to do so because Parlato told a story that they wanted to hear.
So, to sum up:
Allow me to repeat part of the headline: Obama and Hillary BOTH Got Caught Committing Imprisonable Offenses and NO ONE IN OUR GOVT CARES!!!. Neither Obama nor Clinton got “caught” doing anything illegal.

These are the people screaming “lock her up.” There is a large echo chamber of people deliberately spreading false information which is then reverberated by useful idiots. Here is the same story from some imbecile named Shepard Amebellas. In that version, Obama “stole the presidency.” Some of these people are true believers due to a lack of intellectual curiosity. Yet, they pull levers every November.

Are you registered to vote?

I was going to ping Dean Garrison but his Twitter account got zapped. I cannot imagine why.

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